I Dance Like I’m Trying to Catch a Bus

Having a TED Talk with myself, but with a beat drop.

The perfect song for when I’m lying in bed like a dead fish, staring into the abyss, and the only thing staring back is an empty bag of chips, yet somehow, I’m vibing because the beat is absolute fire. One second, I’m a lifeless fish, next second my ADHD is like, ‘Wanna dance?’ 😎💃

So, I hit the club with my office partner-in-crime, thinking it’s gonna be wild. And then, out of nowhere, a stranger swoops in and asks me to dance. I danced my way straight to the exit. Back in the dinosaur days, I thought socializing was cool. Now, I only talk to pizza delivery guys. 🤭