When Tabo Meets Ice Cream: A Love Story No One Asked For

Me, a Tabo, and 200 Silent Witnesses: A Tragicomedy
Breakfast on the rooftop hits different—like I’m a millionaire with no actual millions. Then nanay handed me a tabo, unlocked a new side quest, and said, ‘Tamang-tama! Diligan mo 'yung 200+ halaman.’

Started the day romanticizing my life. The next moment, if Socrates had a garden, would he still be questioning everything?
🪣 😄

My Ice Cream BFF: The Only Love Affair I’m Committed To
This guy at work straight-up drops the ultimate offer: a walk and ice cream. I’m convinced this is either the start of a rom-com or a prank. I tagged along, not for the ice cream, but because he made the offer like it was a job interview. Waffle cone, sugar cone, or cup?

So, we’re on an ice cream date now, and I’m wondering if I’m supposed to hold his hand or just the cone. Just kidding, I’ll save the hand-holding for the waffle cone.

We sit down, and small talk starts like it was written by an AI trained on awkward first dates. But hey, he’s smart enough to catch my ‘do not disturb while ice cream-ing’ vibe.

Meanwhile, I’m sitting here, debating whether small talk is supposed to be a laid-back chat... or like I’m trying to figure out if I’ve accidentally joined a cult. 😁