What if I get stuck with a killer... (and
he’s the one who needs to keep it cool)?
Here I am, stuck in an elevator with a killer. Time’s
dragging like a Monday morning after a long weekend. The only sound is my fart,
reverberating like an awkward text you can’t take back.
Me and this so-called killer stand face to face—both
of us stuck in a weird, silent standoff. Guess who’s got knock-knock jokes?
How could you not love a story where even a killer
doesn’t know what’s coming next?
Baka mag chill cafe date nalang kami ni killer at
mag-plano kung saan mag-hangout next!😂🥂
Plot Twist sa Interview
Interviewer: "Why should we hire you?"
Me: I negotiate so well that even serial killers consider career changes after
meeting me. 😆🔪➡️☕
Interviewer: "Ano ang greatest strength mo?"
Me: "Crisis management. 🤭
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